A train decided to roll into the middle of the road and just hang out there, twice. I was livid. We signed millions of documents, which means I have news - exciting news - that I can't explain just yet. No, I am not with child. You just relax. It rained the kind of rain that doesn't ever really happen here. And so I shamelessly stared out the window the entire time. Got my mojo back with the question, "Can I speak with your manager?" Drew got a $3 comb for ants. I'm finally married again after weeks of a naked left finger, discovering that a cleaning and tightening is, in fact, free.