sin city.

a bit overwhelmed with the great size of this H&M, also with the ridiculously loud music blaring from it.
I started a trend in-between sets.  I call it sitting.
"Why don't these girls wear more practical shoes?  Why is this guy trying to hand me a picture of a scantily-clad woman?  Wait, why is a woman trying to hand me a picture of a scantily-clad woman?  How can that homeless man afford Gucci?  She really calls that a dress?  What happens if she drops something?  Where in the world is everyone getting these huge plastic cups?  Wait, those have alcohol in them?  Don't these people know it's only 2pm?  Do they really make a living, dressing up like batman?  Are we in another casino?  Is smoking inside even a thing?  I can't breathe, can you breathe?  Where can we find water?  Why is that music so loud?  Is anyone even dancing?  Where are the stars?  Is that safe?  Is that legal?  Is that logical?  We need to burn this place to the ground."


  1. Every question: spot on and hilarious. And starting the sitting trend: awesome.

    p.s. your dress is adorable! :)

  2. hahahah i love your reactions at the end.

  3. I love this. I try to avoid Vegas as much as possible. I always feel like I need a chemical shower after walking the strip.

  4. Loved the pictures. And everything at the end. *perfect* made me giggle. xD

  5. What fun pictures! You are just too cute girl! :)
    xo TJ


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