12/27/13
12-27
"Love don't mean nothing unless there's something worth fighting for.
It's a beautiful war." -Kings of Leon
I
just really enjoy photo booths. Even though they often make me feel as
if I have no personality. Because all I do once I get in there is
panic and say, "Wait, what do we do? What do we do??" Board
games create a similar effect. Also ordering at a coffee shop. I don't
drink coffee, because Mormon, so it's a unique and humiliating
experience each and every time. "Hi, um, I just want the, uh, small
....peppermint hot cocoa?" I always say it as like it's a question because I have difficulty being assertive. Obviously, they know I'm a total n00b right
away because I can never remember which size out of demi, short, tall,
grande or venti means small in Starbucks language. Is not clear
that I have no idea what I'm doing? People are starting to stare. And
then there's the fact that I'm in a coffee shop not even ordering actual
coffee. Just take my money and let me go home.
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I seriously panic at coffee shops. I just don't like coffee, and so I feel like they can see right through my chocolatey-whipcream lies.
ReplyDeletei totally know what you mean about the not knowing the weird sizes. i have just completely given up, and say small, medium, or large. they always correct me. IT'S A SMALL, DANGIT!
ReplyDeletehahaha. yes!! i'm good with board games, but coffee shops unnerve me! that's why i never go in to them alone, and i always get one the person with me got. even if it doesn't sound great. and most of the time i just make them order for me anyway. :p
ReplyDeletedrive thrus were made for people like us. the humiliation is contained to me and the voice coming out of the box.
ReplyDeleteI also have trouble ordering at a coffee shop because I never know what all the drinks are or the sizes. and I start to panic. So now I just order exactly what my sister gets ha!
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