Sometimes I get bitter. High cheek bones, flawless olive skin, perfectly shaped eye brows that never need plucked, long eyelashes, thick, luscious, naturally wavy hair. This much is considered typical in the Mulvey family.
And I just think that it's completely unfair that his family has all of the good genes while I sit here with my impossibly white, acne-proned skin, fine hair, mediocre-length eye lashes and high-maintenance eye brows.
But then I remember that I married this guy, so I get to look at him all of the time. And he's going to make our children pretty, so I should stop complaining.
PS- Love you, Mom and Dad! It's not your fault that you're so white.